It’s a celebration, bitches! A celebration of the ass, that is. And what bigger celebration can there be?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don’t think you can handle this!
I am proud to be bootylicious! When this song came out in 2001 we were in the middle of the Great Ass Revolution pioneered by J Lo, and all of us big booty girls were getting mainstream attention at last. The beauty of the natural ass was finally being recognized! People were getting ready for this jelly.
My ass has always been bootylicious. Even as a kid I wore tight jeans because I loved the way my ass looked in them. I was never self-conscious about it as I got older. I had hips and ass—the tits didn’t really come into their own until one of my gays nurtured them and fondled them and helped them grow from cute 34Bs into voluptuous 38Cs!—and I loved my body. I never got attention from boys in school, but once I was in my early 20s and my self-image changed for the better, I was more than happy to show myself off to anyone and everyone.
Barely move, we’ve arrived
Lookin’ sexy, lookin’ fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don’t you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me?
And handle me they did! It was a lot of fun wearing very tiny, very tight dresses and shaking my ass. I didn’t care who appreciated it—male or female, gay or straight, black, white, brown, or any other color of the rainbow. I was an equal opportunity big booty ho.
Praise be to all those bootylicious guys and gals out there! Be proud of who you are and what you look like! And shake it if ya got it!
At first I wasn’t interested in this post because of the song, but I’m glad I checked it out to see your awesome picture.
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