I just want you to absorb this song.  It will make you feel like a sexy motherfucker.  

Seriously, how do you not feel like a bad bitch listening to this? 

You a bad, bad Mrs.

In them skin tight britches

 Runnin’ folks in ditches

 Baby about to bust the stitches

This is some of the best music in history, and not just the history of booty-lovin’ songs!  Ohio Players put their feet in that funky beat, and they had not a fuck to give. 

And that’s all I can say about this song, because all I want to do is live inside it.  Put on them skin tight britches and join me.