My 30-year-old cassette tape still holds up, physically and musically, after all this time!

David Lee Roth is the original video vixen.  Long blonde hair, seductive, pouty expressions to the camera.  Shaking his sweet, sweet ass, crawling around the stage on all fours, rubbing that mike stand against himself like the filthy tramp he is.  He made quite an impression on me when I was 11.

But Eddie Van Halen was the man for me.  Oh yes, he was a hot piece!  Dark hair, an awesome pair of patchwork jeans and a yellow zebra print jacket—oh, and he just happened to play killer red- and white-striped guitar, not only for Van Halen but for Michael Jackson on my favorite album of all time!  I was pretty excited for him that 1984 was second on the charts to Thriller. 

Swoon!

So I played 1984 quite a bit on my…