Nobody’s ever said it to my face, but I’m sure plenty of people have said that it’s “been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone” when I’ve left someplace.  And I’m cool with that.  I don’t want people to think I’m an annoying bitch, but if they do, oh well.

This is a super catchy song about a bitch who’s never wrong.  I was in college when it came out, and it was fucking everywhere.  At the time I had little interest in contemporary music, but I actually liked this song and “Two Princes.”  I think I even bought Pocket Full of Kryptonite, but I’d have to dig through my cassette tape archives to know for sure.

One of my favorite lyrics:

You cook so well

All nice and French

You do your brain surgery too, mama

With your monkey wrench

Huh?  What…